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Handiphone 

A Charlieissocoollike commercial promoting a surgical procedure designed to make your hand into a phone. Permenantly.
Handiphone, Handiphone,
It's a hand but it's a phone
as well!
Handiphone by Youaresocoollike June 30, 2009
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handphone 

Konglish

handphone means Mobile or cellular phone
what is your handphone number?
handphone by Malcom.B June 23, 2010

Handipoon 

1) A handicapped female confined to a wheelchair.

2) A handicapped female that is drunk and or passes out.
Nathan: See that girl in that wheelchair?

David: Yeah man, that's handipoon.
Handipoon by Nick BG Brown January 2, 2009
A person who doesn't feel the need to observe items reserved for handicapped people, such as handicapped parking slots or handicapped accessible stalls in public bathrooms.
When I saw the only handicapped parking slot was taken by a handihole, I was so pissed I keyed his car.
handihole by H. Bobs December 25, 2006

hardphone 

Not a softphone. A hardware VOIP phone or just a POTS phone.
Why are you using the crappy hardphone we are fully SIP compliant?
hardphone by David Sweet April 19, 2006
Somebody is who is handicapped and is an asshole about it.
That guy who purposely bumps you in the shins with his motorized wheelchair (then laughs in your face) every time you see him in line at the coffee shop is a fucking handihole!
handihole by boco September 30, 2007

handyphoning 

way of communicating to a peer who is sitting right next to you by putting your hand to your ear like a phone and having a conversation with them.
Katy: Hey Kelsie pick up your phone!
Kelsie: Hey katy! Whats up?
Teacher: What are you doing?
Kelsie and Katy: What does it look like? We are handyphoning! Duh!
handyphoning by Carly!!! February 20, 2009
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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