facepiling

the application of way too much make up

she's been facepiling, makes her look so plastic!

by CCF & B December 18, 2012

facepalmingly

Adjective form of the progressive verb facepalming (the act of raising one or both hands to your face when something stupid happens). When something is really frustrating and stupid and you end up realising it's facepalmingly stupid.

Michael Gove's education reforms are facepalmingly stupid.

by Nonflyingfarang September 10, 2013

facepalming

Like, embarrassing, etc., but with a facepalm, too.

Obviously.

OMFG, this is facepalming!

by khalyd January 22, 2011

faceriding

(V.) the act of the girl placing her vagina on your mouth & the action of sucking, licking & slurping is taken place.

Alicia said faceriding feels great. if done well, you can squirt

by Angie29371 March 2, 2014

facetiming

Using the smart phone video function to communicate while seeing the person who is also using their FaceTime application to both see and talk to you.

I was facetiming with my mom yesterday when I saw my dad walking through the house naked.

by Nesh525 November 5, 2013

Faceholing

When you log onto facebook for just one minute and end up on it for 3 hours. You have accomplished nothing and trying to figure out how to explain why nothing was finished that day.

I wanted to upload a couple photos and stalk my ex and ended up faceholing the entire morning!

by Mo Stones September 30, 2010

facemining

The practice of full-on, extreme searching for friends to add on Facebook, or other online social networks. It is especially appropriate when the search becomes obsessive in nature or solely for the purpose of boosting one's friend count.

e.g., a status update reading, "Jimbo is up too late facemining for old classmates."

by MooseEyes March 16, 2009