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facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
by jim March 08, 2005
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Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and poke random people.
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by Joshthalk December 10, 2010
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A social network website that evolved in February of 2004. Is a waste of peoples time to chat about nonsense, other websites hi5, myspace, twitter, tagged, badoo, etc. If used usefully can benefit several people and businesses from a financial/business perspective.
What website that is so universally known?
Oh, that is facebook. Its the same thing, just a different name, its like myspace.
by david faustino April 04, 2012
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A perpetual, modern day, high school reunion from Hell.
Let's Facebook insert person's name to see how they're doing right now.
by tricegrace March 19, 2010
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A website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard.
Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that farming! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt.
by j-rocka1337 July 10, 2010
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A free public database for FBI and CIA...
This hacker got caught after being IP tracked from his facebook page
by JockerMann November 10, 2009
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WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.
Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.
by Kissabledimplz December 02, 2005
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