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by Turd_Gobbler June 22, 2009
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The act of slapping your forehead with the palm of your head in exasperation.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I just realized that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song have the same tune!
Guy 2: *face palms*
by kirbydude January 15, 2007
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The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"

Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.

Similar to *headdesk*
Today I locked my keys in my car. Again. *facepalm*
by Moondog February 10, 2004
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The only logical answer to a stupid question or statement.
Guy 1: dude, how do I get my Siege Tank into Siege-Mode?

Guy 2: *facepalm*
by Seungsation April 26, 2008
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When something happens that is the most disappointingly stupid thing to say or do ; Words cannot express the patheticness of anything that deserves a facepalm.
Guy 1: I made a fake facebook account to talk to my ex about me.

Guy 2: *Facepalm*

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by Capt. Palmface December 18, 2010
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the new "epic fail"

a relatively new internet meme that is quickly gaining popularity.

a gesture used to empathise the hopelessness of someone else after they do or say something extremely retarded.
junaid: i want you to say sorry to my gf for calling her a bitch.
david: how did she find out i called her a bitch wtf????
junaid: i told her.
everyone: *FACEPALM*
by volound December 11, 2009
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"Hmmm, I think I'll browse the Urban Dictionary today"

*clicks the "New" button, clicks on random definitions, reads stupid kiddie bullshit*

"Oh, for fucks sake"
*facepalm*
by radium April 01, 2009
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