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ejaculoop 

Ejaculoop is the term used when one ejaculates and poops simultaneously.
Mike: I got fucked so hard that I ejaculooped!
Jared: Ewww!
ejaculoop by pseudonymoop March 16, 2010
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ejaculotum 

a spell casted in Harry Potter world which causes a male to ejaculate at the wave of a wand
Harry finally defeated Voldemort by casting multiple ejaculotum spells causing Voldemort to be exhausted and fatigued. FTW!
ejaculotum by mr5parkle September 29, 2011

Ejaculoathing 

The sudden onset of revulsion, distaste and self-recrimination immediately following completion of the sexual act. Often accompanied by the realization one's partner is actually quite unattractive, deeply annoying, and perhaps best described as a serious error in judgment. Under severe cases one may vomit uncontrolably, struggle with depression, endure withering ridicule and ultimately withdraw from usual social circles.
Given his history, Bob really should've known that in the end he'd suffer from ejaculoathing.
Ejaculoathing by skiwithus February 7, 2009

Premature Ejaculotion 

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.
1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
Premature Ejaculotion by KC Royals November 30, 2011

ejaculocopter

When you spin your penis in a helicopter motion while ejaculating
Man this chick was pissin me off so gave her the ole ejaculocopter.
ejaculocopter by J-Roc2006 May 6, 2014

ejaculosis 

Man, that dude is so psychotic he is still having ejaculosis. Someone needs to increase his Risperidone dose!
ejaculosis by aartha December 17, 2009

ejaculoid 

when you want to give your girlfriend a nasty surprise, you take the supplement Ejaculoid which increases a man's volume of semen by 600% without telling her so the next time she blows you, she gets more than she bargained for.
Last night, i ejaculoided my hoe and she damn near drowned.
ejaculoid by Nicktastic42 December 28, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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