ejaculoop

Ejaculoop is the term used when one ejaculates and poops simultaneously.

Mike: I got fucked so hard that I ejaculooped!
Jared: Ewww!

ejaculoop by pseudonymoop March 16, 2010

ejaculotum

a spell casted in Harry Potter world which causes a male to ejaculate at the wave of a wand

Harry finally defeated Voldemort by casting multiple ejaculotum spells causing Voldemort to be exhausted and fatigued. FTW!

ejaculotum by mr5parkle September 29, 2011

Ejaculoathing

The sudden onset of revulsion, distaste and self-recrimination immediately following completion of the sexual act. Often accompanied by the realization one's partner is actually quite unattractive, deeply annoying, and perhaps best described as a serious error in judgment. Under severe cases one may vomit uncontrolably, struggle with depression, endure withering ridicule and ultimately withdraw from usual social circles.

Given his history, Bob really should've known that in the end he'd suffer from ejaculoathing.

Ejaculoathing by skiwithus February 7, 2009

Premature Ejaculotion

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.

1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?

Premature Ejaculotion by KC Royals November 30, 2011

ejaculocopter

When you spin your penis in a helicopter motion while ejaculating

Man this chick was pissin me off so gave her the ole ejaculocopter.

ejaculocopter by J-Roc2006 May 6, 2014

ejaculosis

Hallucination of a penis ejaculating.

Man, that dude is so psychotic he is still having ejaculosis. Someone needs to increase his Risperidone dose!

ejaculosis by aartha December 17, 2009

ejaculoid

when you want to give your girlfriend a nasty surprise, you take the supplement Ejaculoid which increases a man's volume of semen by 600% without telling her so the next time she blows you, she gets more than she bargained for.

Last night, i ejaculoided my hoe and she damn near drowned.

ejaculoid by Nicktastic42 December 28, 2007