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when you want to give your girlfriend a nasty surprise, you take the supplement Ejaculoid which increases a man's volume of semen by 600% without telling her so the next time she blows you, she gets more than she bargained for.
Last night, i ejaculoided my hoe and she damn near drowned.
by Nicktastic42 November 28, 2007

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