that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

What makes something slippery and SOFT.


UR COCK

A Topical Analgesic.

A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.

another word for semen

mullets, suit jackets and ripped jeans, usually go's to toni and guy for an obscure 80's haircut.