drunkument
When drunk people get into an argument about something that if they weren't drunk they wouldn't fight over it.
drunkument by molluskk January 28, 2009
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drunkometer
When I drink beer I know when I've had enough and when to stop. Apparently when I drink Vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.
drunkometer by pyra023 December 20, 2010
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drunkumenting
Going to a monument, museum or other point of interest to drink. It is the classiest, most worldly form of drinking. If you go on vacation and do not drunkument at least once, you are doing it wrong.
Hey Jaclyn, want to go drunkumenting?
Sure! I'll bring the whiskey, and we can drink it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!
Quite.
Sure! I'll bring the whiskey, and we can drink it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!
Quite.
drunkumenting by JamestheThird December 21, 2012
drunkometer
drunkometer by well, there was this one time January 13, 2005
Drunkventure
An adventure (traditionally outdoors) that would normally be absurd or insignificant made profoundly epic with the help of drunkenness.
Drunkventure by E-Rock127 July 1, 2010
crunkumentary
Main Entry: crunk*u*men*ta*ry
Pronunciation: "crun-Q-men-tah-ree"
Function: noun
1: a depiction or memorandum, usually in form of digital pictures or video (often on a cellular phone), of a night's debauchery, esp. in cases of underage drinking.
2: any attempt to preserve a night's occurences while the participants are crunked or inebriated
Pronunciation: "crun-Q-men-tah-ree"
Function: noun
1: a depiction or memorandum, usually in form of digital pictures or video (often on a cellular phone), of a night's debauchery, esp. in cases of underage drinking.
2: any attempt to preserve a night's occurences while the participants are crunked or inebriated
The Monday after spring break resumed, everyone gathered around John's cellphone to watch his crunkumentary videos.
When Tom checked his voicemail, he found Carly had left a 15 minute crunkumentary
When Tom checked his voicemail, he found Carly had left a 15 minute crunkumentary
crunkumentary by Rpanda April 24, 2006
drunkident
any accident transpiring as a bi product of drunkenness that in a state of sobriety would not have occurred.
my delta sigma phi fraternity brother almost burned down the gamma xi house when he passed out drunk with candles lit on top of furniture. this means he had a drunkident!
drunkident by Chaz Churchwell December 17, 2008
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