A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.
Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.
by well, there was this one time January 13, 2005
:drunk ä-mə-tər, the inner sense one has, to know when they have had enough to drink.
When I drink beer I know when I've had enough and when to stop. Apparently when I drink Vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.
by pyra023 December 18, 2010