(A guy walks in and takes a seat in an establishment that was classy before he arrived and immediately starts talking gaudily about how much money he makes as he updates his fb status to communicate the expensive restaurant he just dined.)
Pretty and intelligent lady: (tapping her really cool boyfriend): "Is this guy serious?"
Really cool dude (to a nearby, relatively cool dude): "Hey! Look at that doide!"

there's a major doide in the city since all the dudes left