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diddle-diddle 

diddle-diddle is when you stick your fingers in your ass.
my teacher diddle-diddles al day in class.
diddle-diddle by john bailey November 2, 2004
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Bung Diddle Diddle 

When you are hittin’ it solid from behind doggie style and attempt to slip a finger or two (or thumb) into her tightened little bung hole for a diddle diddle but get an immediate response of “Uhhh Ahhh, No!”
Tried the old bung diddle diddle last night with Rachel. And? What do you think? Uhhh Aghhh, No! Exactly.

squirrel squirrel diddle diddle 

Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.

you cant diddle a diddle boy 

A phrase used by youtuber JackSucksAtLife and Rule 1 of Hacker Trolling
"You can't Diddle a diddle boy" or "Ya can't diddle a diddle boy" means
You can't troll a troll, or more specifically you cant troll the Diddle Boy; aka jack
*a staff member of Jack's tries to troll him on his mc server*
Jack: You cant diddle a diddle boy *cute laugh*
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e-diddle 

To groom, violate or harass a person on the internet - usually a minor. Many YouTube celebrities succumb to this illegal behavior. Actions include flirting, inappropriate coaching, pet names, non-stop invasive conversations and behavior.
Dude I heard that Onision e-diddled another minor on the Chris Hansen podcast.

Ronald Davis is the biggest e-diddler on the internet. Someone call the cops!

I heard this Quest Hodgson e-diddled a 15 year old girl who was pretending to coach him in League of Legends
e-diddle by YammyThaGod April 6, 2020

Diddle The Bead 

When a female plays with her clit
I watched my wife diddle the bead before we had sex.
Diddle The Bead by PeteJG May 15, 2009

yiddle diddle

"He is a bank manager? Must be a yiddle diddle
yiddle diddle by EthernetCables January 6, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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