1065 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
A blowjob given by a toothless hooker whereby he or she places an Efferdent tablet, an Alka Seltzer or some other effervescent product in their mouth creating a bubbly, fizzy and smooth feeling experience.
Dan picked up a toothless crack whore on the way home from the office for a quick blowjob. Expecting the same old he was pleasantly surprised when she popped an Alka Seltzer in her mouth and gave him a Fizzy Gummy. He threw in an extra dollar tip for a job well done.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2015
The amazing, light speed action in which a male is able to get his cock out, engorged and ready for intercourse at just the mere mention of sex.
Susie said she was feeling a little horny and that's all it took for Roger's rapid deployment. He had her pinned on the bed making rabbit ears in less than 20 seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
Soft, loose shits that are pure hell fire on the anal ring. Feels like burning hot butter dripping from the arse hole.
All those chicken wings last night gave me hot butter drops.
I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.
I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.
I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
The extremely full, and often painful, feeling as if a boxing glove is being shoved up your rectum during an anal fisting. Most often occurs when the individual receiving has an exceptionally tight and tiny rectal cavity and their fisting partner has extremely oversized, large hands. Feeling may also be achieved by someone sporting Sausage Fingers.
Tonya was excited to try fisting for the first time. Her tight little virgin bung was arched up in an organic spread and thoroughly lubed. However, she was forced to stop after feeling like she was getting Boxing Gloved by her boyfriends thick, girthy Sausage Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode August 21, 2015
Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.
Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?
Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?
Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.
Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?
Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.
by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015
A condom.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019