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1. to be completely parallel and against or upon a flat surface
2. to be fully immersed with oneself into and onto another
3. to be overly intoxicated and unconscious while laying face first on one’s stomach
“Man! Chesterfield drank so much last night he ended up dickflush in the front yard this morning.”

Girl, you know I’m about to be dickflush inside you real soon.”

“He unzipped his pants and with a slop atop the tabletop - there indeed he was, smiling all dickflush”
dickflush by amicusknox August 11, 2023
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Dickfish 

The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.
Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!
Dickfish by Seth G. June 19, 2017
Word of the Day on February 1, 2023

Dickfished 

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.
Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.
Dickfished by Marco the Great October 26, 2013

dicklash 

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.
Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

dickelshplink 

An easy and polite way to call someone a dick.
you little dickelshplink boy
dickelshplink by El is awesome! April 18, 2018

dickilish 

A person who is ticklish on their penis.
John: Why is Jerry laughing while in the bathroom?

Jimmy: Oh, he's jerking off and is dickilish.

John: makes sense.
dickilish by Jerryjohn June 2, 2014

dickflash 

To expose just your dick to an unsuspecting person in a public or semi public place. Generally done by exposing the penis through the zipper of shorts or pants or allowing the cock to hang out the leg hole of a pair of shorts. More often than not, when a man is dickflashing, he pretends not to know he is exposing himself to his voyeur, so as to prevent any trouble and allow the person looking to enjoy viewing his organ in secret.
"Oh my god, that guys dick head is hanging out of his gym shorts, he's totally dickflashing us."
dickflash by Mattxj April 10, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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