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1.
1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 07, 2004
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2.
Masturbating (particularly males)
I love to jerk off to porn
by 10314 April 20, 2005
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3.
masturbating
"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."
by anonymous August 19, 2003
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4.
something that you don't do at someone else's house
OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!
by not eton March 28, 2007
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5.
1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.
"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."
by allnaturalMSG May 20, 2008
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6.
The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.
My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.
by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008
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7.
Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex
by Jer October 19, 2003
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