The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.
by Seth G. June 17, 2017
Best Friend: "How was the date with the guy from online? "
Size Queen: "I met him, his face look like his pictures but he dickfished me. His dick was smaller and darker than the pictures he sent me!"
Size Queen: "I met him, his face look like his pictures but he dickfished me. His dick was smaller and darker than the pictures he sent me!"
by AznSizeQueen March 23, 2021
1. An occasionally retarded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong sexual urges. This rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. Can walk long distances. Very strong immune system
2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.
2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.
by Karthief July 28, 2011
When a man gives an outstanding performance on the first sexual encounter, but then follows up every other encounter with no foreplay and 2 minutes or less of missionary.
Adrian dickfished me. The first night he ate the kitty, but the week after he gave me 30 seconds from the back and that's it.
by legendaryaura February 27, 2020
by Halvoc August 3, 2017
Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.
by Marco the Great October 25, 2013
Slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the Sacramento River Delta. These catfish are usually the size of a nice penis.
by King Festus December 4, 2005