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an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick. Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.
MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock. Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha |
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(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle. Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.
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Get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash. Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely. |
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(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway. Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you! guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do |
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female equivalent of pussywhipped. "Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."
"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week." |
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verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark. noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick. verb -
Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class. noun - Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face! Johnny: It may leave a mark though... Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash. |
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Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked. We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.
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