dicklash 

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.

Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!

dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

Dicklash 

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.

Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.

Dicklash by Slavman October 1, 2010

dicklash 

an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.

Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.

MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.

Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha

dicklash by AJ.S November 9, 2008

Dicklash 

Get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash.

Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.

Dicklash by Fondleface November 2, 2012

dicklash 

When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.

I got dicklash after I lost my woody.

dicklash by lyradius February 12, 2014

dicklash 

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

dicklash by turntable August 13, 2008

Dicklash 

(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.

Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!

guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do

Dicklash by papplemanger July 13, 2010