Diceman

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Indicates an individual who has as many personalities as the possible outcomes of rolling a dice. He/she/they can be your friend, ally, enemy, dictator, delusional to reality human, etc. He/she/they have a ‘hidden’ agenda which is very transparent. In this person’s head you have a specific role to play and should stick to it without challenging the status quo.

Saw the diceman today, he’s in a good mood today. I’m not sure how long that will last before he rolls his personality dice again…

Diceman by Bettyboo22 August 22, 2021

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diceman

a really REALLY offensive, obnoxious comedian who was banned from Mtv in 1992 for foul language

diceman by Anonymous August 13, 2003

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The Diceman

When you ejaculate in a girls hair and then slick it back. Then follow up with sayin "OHHHH!" (like Andrew Dice Clay)

I fucked this broad the other night and made her look like the DiceMan "ohhhhhhh!"

The Diceman by John Albatross May 4, 2010

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Jesper Dichmann

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.

Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough

Jesper Dichmann by MikeTheShikes April 6, 2019

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Dickmann

Is a complete and total idiot that no one likes and will become a pedo

Look at that dickmann over there, what a pedo

Dickmann by Legend10112 October 28, 2011

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dickmania

"a situation involving a large amount of male appendages"

It was dickmania in the boy's locker room during showertime.

The gay orgy was dickmania.

dickmania by bitchincocksuckerwaitwhat January 1, 2010

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dickman

1. A man who believes the ladies love him - however he is sorely and ignorantly mistaken. A dickman will live his entire life under the impression that people enjoy his presence - but they do not.
2. Dickman is also a common term for people who "cut you off" on the road. It's origin lies in the original definition of dickman, as many qualities of a dickman carry over to various other parts of a dickman's life.

I can't believe that guy keeps hitting on me, as if he could ever get with me...what a dickman!

dickman by JSharkey September 28, 2006

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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