1. A man who believes the ladies love him - however he is sorely and ignorantly mistaken. A dickman will live his entire life under the impression that people enjoy his presence - but they do not.
2. Dickman is also a common term for people who "cut you off" on the road. It's origin lies in the original definition of dickman, as many qualities of a dickman carry over to various other parts of a dickman's life.

I can't believe that guy keeps hitting on me, as if he could ever get with me...what a dickman!

dickman by JSharkey September 28, 2006

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Dickmanjudo

The act of attacking someone with your penis until they are unconcious and then dragging there body to a near by cespool.

"you stupid ass, if you don't stop tee baggin me im gonna dickmanjudo you!"

"Dude did you see c.s.i. last night?
"That guy tottaly got dickmanjudoed!"

Dickmanjudo by llaccm December 7, 2009

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Dickman Douche

A cunt of the highest order. A cunt so cunty all other cunts are measured by her cuntyness.

"Did you see what that awful broad wrote? " , "yeah, what a dickman douche"

Dickman Douche by Dace Solo December 9, 2016

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Dickmagnet

dik-magnit -noun

1. One woman's ability to use her assets and good looks to attract any male she wants without saying a word, but by dressing in very revealing clothing. (see Slut)

2. A homosexual male that has both straight and gay males extremely attracted to him.

1. Her tits and ass are hanging out so much I don't know why she wears anything, but I'd still take a piece of that any day, what a dickmagnet!

2. Look at him he's so gay but so good looking not only do the gay men want him, but the straight men do to! Such a dickmagnet!

Dickmagnet by jamiethompsonca March 18, 2010

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