The act of depositing semen into a bank pneumatic tube such as one would with money. Frowned upon by most states but may illegal some states in the United States of America.

News Report: Local pervert caught and arrested Tuesday morning for depositing cum in a local Arlington Bank of America.

depositing cum by PhillipD33zNutZ August 28, 2018

Sweet Disposition

1) Noun that refers to the combination of qualities that identifies a person one has strong affection with arising out of kinship or personal ties
2) Savior from the pain of emotions and bringer to feel the true capacity of the heart
3) A nickname for the one with absolute true but unpredictable love

Mary, my Darling, my Sweet Disposition.
End of conversation, talk no further, you are my Sweet Disposition.

Sweet Disposition by man of couple dreams October 15, 2010

disposition

The current position that something is in.

The apple is next to the orange, therefore it is in disposition.

disposition by Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel January 29, 2008

Deposition Turd

Scientific:

The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.

Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.

Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.

Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.

"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."

Deposition Turd by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010

dispositionality

Apparently according to Theodore Watchler (dhs) this is when a debator requests the judge to allow him to read a 3NR.

I love it when Theodore Watchler (dhs) has dispositionality for me.

dispositionality by white crunchy chunky lunky mil May 23, 2022

Despisition

A very strong sense of hate towards somebody

I have so much despisition towards them - I hate them so much

Despisition by Iamcalledlivs March 25, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026