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Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.
by Armand Banana January 09, 2006
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THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.
Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple
by beaverbounce January 04, 2011
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The Record label started by Paul McCartney & John Lennon, of the Beatles. Long ago before Apple computers were out of diapers !!
I have all the Beatles records on all their labels including Apple that they own.
by Spiced Boogaloo January 03, 2013
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The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:
How do you like them apples!?
by Balfdor December 10, 2006
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A euphemism referring to a girl's hard nipples.
1: Wow, look at Jennifer Aniston's apples!
2: I know, I think that's why "Friends" was so popular.
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A shortened version of apples and pears, which is cockneyrhyming slang for stairs.
"Let's run up the apples to bed then, shall we?"
by fatmatt January 24, 2005
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what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...
you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.
by Jenjers January 02, 2012
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