The phenomenon of emanating sounds that closely resemble those made while shitting; while in fact urinating. These sounds will resemble the notorious “shitgrunt” and will be accompanied by heavy breathing. The driving factor behind the occurrence of this phenomenon could be the overwhelming feeling of pleasure that comes with urinating or could stem from the pain and difficulty associated with an enlarged prostate.
see also: pee out your poop.
" You need to have a prostate exam, your beginning to poop out your pee"
In order for this title to apply two pre-existing conditions must exist:
A: The individual in question must weigh no less than 300lbs and have trouble doing daily activities (breathing walking etc.)
B: The individual must consistently eat tiny meals and condescendingly provide nutrition tips to others.
This deadly combination result in table banter that will include some or all of the following:
“You shouldn’t eat that”, “That’s not good for you” “I wouldn’t do that”
“That’s why I eat….”, “This is too much” (referring to 2 cucumber slices with salt and pepper)
“I make healthy choices” (and eat them) “These are good for you”
Behind the scenes and on weekends, these individuals usually eat entire immigrant (not accounted for) families and attempt to roll in the grisly greasy leftovers. Their bodies’ heavy with foreign flesh, they pass into a food coma that results in additional fat accumulation. Once this state of exteme gluttony has passed they roll into a swimming pool for easy cleaning ready to criticize others again.
" That Fatpocritic told me I shouldn't drink water, because it makes me heavier."
a direct reference to the group of males that continually don so called "Affliction" genre T-Shirts. These shirts are known for their heavy price tag, sparkly, and tattoo like graphics. These shirts also have been deemed acceptable for any social situation no matter how distinguished; they allow males to be "stylish" without any internal creative input. These groups of males usually attempt to impress you with their incessant banter which usually contains UFC fighter name drops and the indisputable fact that they are in the midst of MMA training (despite their visible beer gut).
Motivation: To impress the opposite gender with their overwhelmingly masculinity. This desire psychologically stems from significant insecurities. All members have been initiated via the herd mentality Nietzsche perceives this mentality as a form of subservience and a weakness among the common man, and that the "Superman" as Nietzsche terms is the one who overcomes the values of such a fallible herd.
" The bar was overran with members of the afflicted herd; never have I smelled so much hair spray and douchery in one locale"
The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.
Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.
Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.
Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."
The rectal phenomenon that consists of extruding an extremely loose bowel movement that is in a completely liquid state; usually derived from a combination of extreme alcohol/chemical consumption and/or repeated inhalation of overly processed Mexican food.
" Shoes, if you didn't drink vast amounts of "party liquor "(myriad of intoxicating and potentially lethal "beverages", including bourbon whiskey, turpentine equal parts coolant and mouthwash)"every night then you wouldn't consistently pee out your poop"