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dcomposed 

A teenage male, very anti-social and introverted. Loves the internet and porn (In that order). See also god.
Lou, somethings wrong with our son! I think he's becoming alittle dcomposed.
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dcomposed 

Dork (See Wirthling)
Stop being such a dcomposed!
dcomposed by DragonXero January 6, 2003

dcomposed 

Barry Watson is a loser who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, he is a dcomposed.
dcomposed by dcomposed January 6, 2003

icomposed 

A man who’s voice makes you tremble. He makes your soul ascend into a blissful aura of emotions. icomposed is a man who’s voice you must constantly replay and imagine him saying all the things you want to hear.
Do you know icomposed ? Yes I’m his number one simp

composed 

Composed,composed is when a he/she is calm and collect meaning,I don't have any types of worries because I'm composed.
Anthony: Damn Laura chill,calm down it's not even like that..
Laura: oh no I'm fine,I'm composed.
composed by By:Marie Johnson March 4, 2016

decompose 

Killing something then leaving it to rot (worse than just death)
Ima decompose that bitch!
decompose by samk(: May 21, 2009

decomposed onion 

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.
Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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