cumsistency

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.

That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013

CUMSISTANCE

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep

Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

CUMSISTANCE

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.

"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

Cumsistent

Lacking variation during orgasm in terms of volume, placement, viscosity, methodology, and scent.

Janice grew tired of Jim's floppy shooting a cumsistent load, always landing just above abover her public hair, but short of her naval.

by TheFunnyShot April 28, 2017