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1.
A simple way to simultaneously ruin your health, eliminate your sex appeal, empty your wallet and support huge corporations that don't give a damn about well-being.
Smoking is a great way to increase the cost of your health insurance and life insurance, AND your likelyhood of needing to utilize them.
by JessK March 15, 2005
 
2.
Way of paying large amounts of tax.
Dont talk to me about income tax... i smoke
by oracle March 12, 2004
 
3.
Could be one of the worst ways to die, if not the worst. Smoking slowly kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, toughens your skin, wrinkles your face, messes your hair, ruins your esophagus, and gives your only brother stomach cramps that he doesn't realize are probably from smoking. Smoking causes plenty of cancer in the lungs, lips, gums, tongue, and pretty much everywhere else. It is probably the most unhealthy (legal) habit ever, and causes the death of somebody every ten seconds. Seriously, don't do it.
Emphysema (A pathological condition of the lungs marked by an abnormal increase in the size of the air spaces, resulting in labored breathing and an increased susceptibility to infection. It can be caused by irreversible expansion of the alveoli or by the destruction of alveolar walls), one of many illnesses that can be caused by smoking, has killed millions of people. Please don't let it kill my brother.
by Love Apple September 04, 2005
 
4.
A legal form of suicide.
He was depressed so he started smoking.
by Bigdaddysmack November 23, 2009
 
5.
Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.
Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.
by starky August 09, 2007
 
6.
A disgusting habit that slowly kills you. An insane amount of teenagers now smoke. It is commonly believed that they smoke because they want to "be cool". This may be true for some, but the real reason is the enormous amounts of stress they face today. The only way that parents are going to get their kids to stop smoking is to chill the fuck out.
I used to smoke, but I quit because it is detrimental to my health, smells bad, and is just plain fucking stupid.

The only way to get kids to stop smoking is for parents to not put so much stress on their offspring.
by exsmoker March 17, 2009
 
7.
Ridiculously fucking hot.
That dude is fuckin smoking. Let's order him a few more pints so we can get it on.
by cryogenic stasis November 21, 2004