Urban Crusier 

One of many forms of a peado. They can be identified by their large dark green trench coat, their huge black combat boots. They often wear a large white stetson hat with the rim just about covering their eyes. They wear a pair of tiny childrens sunglasses that are so small that they only cover the iris in their eye. They walk down the streets with their legs squatting very low and their torso leant back almost horizontally, they dangle their arms down and make a distinctive 'mmm' noise when they get close to a kiddy. They can be seen often at fences of primary schools.

The monks rang the church bells to warn the kids of the impending urban crusier

Urban Crusier by Pr0zac 4 life February 5, 2013

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

Lake House Can Crusher 

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

Lake House Can Crusher by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021

Can Crusher 

A professional fighter in the sports of boxing or MMA who fights a lot of low level competition who fans refer to disparagingly as soda cans.

We'll see how solid his wrestling is in his first UFC fight. He hasn't fought anyone with the skills to test him yet. Dude is a Can Crusher!

Can Crusher by BrigsCali September 9, 2019

Clam Cruiser 

The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.

Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look “More sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.

Clam Cruiser by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020

Raleigh Cruisers 

Leather thong sandals that are extremely prevalent among preppy Southern males. They are often accompanied by pastel polos and khaki shorts.

That bar was not my scene, full of Raleigh Cruisers.

Raleigh Cruisers by Wakeitup August 11, 2009

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster. by cibyl June 18, 2003