9 definitions by Falcon Thunder Fist
Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.
TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?
BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.
TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.
BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.
TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.
by Falcon Thunder Fist August 12, 2021
Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.
Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?
Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.
Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?
Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.
Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?
Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
by Falcon Thunder Fist July 15, 2021
Spirits generally mixed with some sort of fruit juice and normally consumed in the late morning and/or early afternoon to help alleviate a particularly nasty hangover. Standard versions include Vodka/Cranberry, Screwdrivers, left over Hard Seltzers, and of course the Danimal. Also known as a Breakfast Cocktail when in Maui, a Maintenance Cocktail is essential for anyone who needs to rally and is eager to start working on the next day’s hangover.
Dave: Woof, I think we went a little overboard on the Peach Daiquiris last night..
Yoko: That’s why I stuck with white wine all night like a boss.
Dave: Good for you. I need to screw my head back on with a Maintenance Cocktail. Pass me the Gin and Tang.
Yoko: That’s why I stuck with white wine all night like a boss.
Dave: Good for you. I need to screw my head back on with a Maintenance Cocktail. Pass me the Gin and Tang.
by Falcon Thunder Fist March 25, 2022
A Vegas Jacket is an essential piece of business casual wear normally tailored from crushed velvet and decorated festively with paisley patterns. These power coats come in every color pallet imaginable and bring a sense of fun with them everywhere they go. The Canadian version is adorned with sequins and can shift from formal to informal with a strategic swipe of the hand. Whether you are stomping the yard in a pirate themed nightclub, sipping cocktails with new friends from the ferry, or cruising the beach strip on your electric scooter, your passion bucket will be overflowing thanks to this choice of attire.
Worsh: Are we going with Vegas Jackets again this evening?
Mardi: I don’t know. Do you want to have an awesome time again tonight?
Chef K: I’ll grab some scooters to ride to The Strip and stuff.
Huff: Anyone see my shades?
Danimal: Summer of Nail$!
Mardi: I don’t know. Do you want to have an awesome time again tonight?
Chef K: I’ll grab some scooters to ride to The Strip and stuff.
Huff: Anyone see my shades?
Danimal: Summer of Nail$!
by Falcon Thunder Fist September 1, 2022
The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.
Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?
Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.
Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..
Lil Marty: I did.
Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.
Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..
Lil Marty: I did.
by Falcon Thunder Fist May 19, 2021
Black jeans, generally a size tighter than they should be, which announce to anyone in the vicinity of the wearer exactly the type of scumbag they should expect to be dealing with in the immediate future. These white trash denim slacks are perfect for any important trailer park event including, but not limited to, weddings, funerals, fresh back from a 4 year bid upstate welcome home parties, and of course, standing around a smoker for hours on end cooking a meal that could have been done in 15min on a grill. Always accessorize with a snake skin belt, cross trainer sneakers, and ideally a Vegas Jacket in order to look fresh to death while cruising on your bird scooter with your ride or die crew.
PD Dave: Hey man, are you ready to go yet?
Big Creepy: Just need to strap on my Turdballs and I will be ready to get beaver hunting!
Big Creepy: Just need to strap on my Turdballs and I will be ready to get beaver hunting!
by Falcon Thunder Fist November 2, 2022
A delicious mix of Martell VS and Cranberry juice served over ice with the garnish of your choosing. A Classic Cocktail in every sense of the word and the signature drink of all hard partying fellas. Trust Me When I Tell You, this libation does not disappoint.
Huff: I hate every wine option that we have available here.
Kyle: I agree and to make matters worse, now they are out of Cream Ale.
Matt: What are we going to drink now?
Nail$: Barkeep! Pour us a round of Danimal Cocktails!
Kyle: I agree and to make matters worse, now they are out of Cream Ale.
Matt: What are we going to drink now?
Nail$: Barkeep! Pour us a round of Danimal Cocktails!
by Falcon Thunder Fist March 25, 2022