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to wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum
I gave my boyfriend a handy and then had to wash my hands because there was cum on them.
by ; ) May 01, 2003
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" I was on the rag so I gave him a handy to hold him over"
by aliberalgirl July 10, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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1)European word for cell phone.
2)Also known as coochie war cry, the slapping of the hand furiously against the vagina to arouse the warriors.
3)hand job.
4)A short skirt with little or no undergarmentry, to allow ready access.
1)We were able to get three bars on the Handy when we took the u-bahn Unter dem Linden.
2)Vera asked me for a Handie before she went in to ask for a raise. She leaned her backend across the aisle and I was able to slap her waggle silly from the comfort of my own cubicle.
3)Before the big sales presentation, I asked Wendy for a handy, just to steady my nerves, but she would only give me a bronski and a hummer.
4)Sarah wore a handy into the office, and was ready for dictation with minimal fabric displacement.
by Pantaloon January 15, 2008
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Safe alternative to oral sex. Eliminates the risk of herpes.
Weinberg: Yo did she bitch suck you off?
Weinshel: Nah son, she just gave me a handy and split.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005
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adjective describing someone who is skilled at using their hands.
I like everything she cooks. She is so handy.
by André bretas June 02, 2005
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A person that gets many hand-jobs .

generally a badass who is really funny.

sometimes can be a dick but you cant help but love him.

A person that can get girls hornie in mere seconds.

Has mad dick game
Handy Manny knows how to work with his tools

"I never thought i would suck a guys dick but this man was such a Handy i could not help it"
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