19 definitions by Hamper Hunter

Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.

I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.

by Hamper Hunter September 2, 2022

Yamazon

A big fat juicy ass of monstrous proportions.

That ass so big, bitch looks like she works for Yamazon.

by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021

Clam Bake

Another name for a women’s retreat.

Jessica is planning on bringing a buffalo chicken dip to the women’s retreat next week. I’m not sure what I want to bring to the clam bake yet.

by Hamper Hunter November 29, 2020

Ball Trash

A more offensive way to refer to ejaculate or cum.

I can feel my ball trash really building up. I really need to go smack one out.

by Hamper Hunter November 19, 2020

Tweaker Treats

Tweaker treats are simply just unscratched lottery tickets. You can often find tweakers outside liquor stores scratching their treats over the trash can.

Went to the Circle K and saw my local tweaker scratching his tweaker treats. The only thing useful about scratched treats, is the fact you know they didn’t scan the second chance code.

by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021

Sword Vulture

Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.

Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?

by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021

I’d trib that

The lesbian female equivalent of “I’d hit it.” Trib of course referring to tribbing or scissoring.

My girlfriend Christine saw this chick who was so hot she said “I’d trib that.”

by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020