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To engage in anal sex before marriage
She wore a white dress on her wedding day, but that didn't mean she hadn't cornicated.
cornicate by johndogrev January 14, 2009
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cornplate 

When you're so obsessed with a piece of media that you start pointing out useless things. Derived from a popular tweet about Encanto that said, "I never noticed she was holding a plate with corn in this scene."
Not to cornplate but the thing in the bg in the mirror is a metaphor for how this character feels like the only person she can trust is herself and she's carrying the weight of every problem she's ever had because she can't bare to show any kind of weakness
cornplate by giggling_stars April 29, 2022

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
Corncat (n) korn-kat - The higher being of the religious cult formed amongst the internet board Inforoo. It is rare for Corncat to be seen in person, as it is usually busy eating corn and keeping the follower's faith in tact. The Killer Bee Relay Team is one of the few witnesses blessed enough to have footage of the all mighty Corncat.

When in the wild, Corncat is said to make a noise sounding like "NOM NOM Nom nom nom nom." If you hear this noise and do not have corn in your possession, it is advisable that you run as fast as possible away from where you are, because Corncat is near, and he is probably hungry.
Ignorant One: "What's Corncat??"
Enlightned One: "NOM NOM NOM!!"
Corncat by Strumntheguitar July 8, 2007

cornicle 

1. A corner of a cubicle, when you can't really refer to the whole cubicle as "yours" because you're sharing it. (generally not a sign of advancement within a company.)

2. An non-cubic cubicle. e.g. hexagonal

3. A cubicle without all four sides.
Hey, you got those TPS reports?

Yeah, they're in my cornicle under the red Swingline stapler.
cornicle by braddlecat December 21, 2007

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.
Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe
fornicaterer by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

self-fornicate 

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."
I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?
self-fornicate by gonzobrains April 19, 2018
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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