the number one cause of divorce

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

a licence to fuck

the beginning of the end.

1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell

A special right that's generally reserved for heterosexuals.

Suicide in it's worst form.