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bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.
Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
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Bowl Coater 

When a bowel movement results in fecal matter covering the toilet's inner surfaces and bottom of the seat in their entirety. The action of the "Bowl Coater" results in the need for extra hygiene and a thorough toilet cleaning.
"I might not be back for some time...I sense this one's gonna be a Bowl Coater".
Bowl Coater by MattKV July 1, 2008
The most dominant of all types of people. Well versed and extremely good-looking. Humorous by nature with a desire to party.
"I was feeling so proud of myself, I felt like a Coates!"
"The room was so nice, it was fit for a Coates."
"The lion king was the Coates of the pride."
Coates by thedictionary.com February 4, 2010
"oww man u got coated off"
coated by De$per8 April 16, 2005

Sugar coated turd 

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).
My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

Candy Coated Slut Muffin 

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.
Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!