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Definitions by MattKV

"Wow! You're so Revulsive!!"
Revulsive by MattKV August 3, 2008

Veal Cutlet 

"I'm gonna tenderize your veal cutlet till you scream!!!"
Veal Cutlet by MattKV July 2, 2008

Fartricide 

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.
"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"
Fartricide by MattKV July 1, 2008
"Hey, I'm putting on some Bodo. Be right there".

"Lester, can I borrow your Bodo?"
Bodo by MattKV July 1, 2008
"Dude, I think you're going to need some Binaca when you go on that date tonight..."
Binaca by MattKV July 1, 2008

Binaca Bath 

Extreme overuse of a breath spray when someone has Halitosis or very bad breath, and is trying to mask that fact in public or private.
"Max felt really insecure about his breath on his date, so he took a Binaca Bath".
Binaca Bath by MattKV July 1, 2008

Bowl Coater 

When a bowel movement results in fecal matter covering the toilet's inner surfaces and bottom of the seat in their entirety. The action of the "Bowl Coater" results in the need for extra hygiene and a thorough toilet cleaning.
"I might not be back for some time...I sense this one's gonna be a Bowl Coater".
Bowl Coater by MattKV July 1, 2008