9 definitions by MattKV

Fartricide

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.

"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"

by MattKV July 11, 2008

Revulsive

A word which means both Repulsive and Revolting.

"Wow! You're so Revulsive!!"

by MattKV July 11, 2008

Fuhlumptuous

Slang. Used in reference to a woman. Meaning large bodied as in voluptuous, with there being a distinction in beauty and larger body types. Normally of the worse kind. Brings to mind the words Elephant, Lumpy, and Voluptuous.

Damn! That girl is Fuhlumptuous!

She is very Fuhlumptuous.

Sarah is Fuhlumptuous.

by MattKV July 11, 2008

Binaca

A brand of breath spray.

"Dude, I think you're going to need some Binaca when you go on that date tonight..."

by MattKV July 11, 2008

Bodo

An abbreviation for Deodorant.

"Hey, I'm putting on some Bodo. Be right there".

"Lester, can I borrow your Bodo?"

by MattKV July 11, 2008

Binaca Bath

Extreme overuse of a breath spray when someone has Halitosis or very bad breath, and is trying to mask that fact in public or private.

"Max felt really insecure about his breath on his date, so he took a Binaca Bath".

by MattKV July 11, 2008

Veal Cutlet

Slang word for a Vagina.

"I'm gonna tenderize your veal cutlet till you scream!!!"

by MattKV July 11, 2008