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bumsplosion
The blast of diarrhea that occurs when one has been traveling in developing countries. The detonation is usually preceded by a series of tremors indicating the bumsplosion is imminent and it is time to run toward the closest safe blast zone. The bumsplosion can happen anywhere, however, and unless one has made it to a safe blast zone, they usually find themselves laying on their sides at the site of the bumsplosion for the aftershocks.
I tripped on a little girl while running down the beach, feeling the tremors, and I found myself on my side at the epicenter of the bumsplosion, my head on a sandcastle.
bumsplosion by Ronny Junkins September 27, 2011
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Dr.CumSplash
When a droplet of semen mixes with Jamaica and England. Usually appears in damp and lonely places along with his Asian familiar
Dr.CumSplash by Spoopa October 19, 2021
buttsplash
the sprinkling of water you get on your butt when you are sitting on the toilet while it is flushing.
Mostly women get a buttslpash while on the toilet if they flush and dont get up fast enough, or if they flush first and sit down too soon.
Men may get a buttsplash from a crash-landed turd.
Men may get a buttsplash from a crash-landed turd.
buttsplash by ruralbetter March 19, 2010
bumsplat
The term bumsplat is used to describe a person/object which disgraces their chosen field. A bumsplat usually occurs on the face of that field.
George Bush is a bumsplat on the face of Society.
Ashton Kutcher is a bumsplat in the face of humanity.
Ashton Kutcher is a bumsplat in the face of humanity.
Carpet cumsplash
Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against each other in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex
'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"
Carpet cumsplash by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022