bumsplash

The splash that you sometimes get on your bum when you go for a dump.

Dude, I jsut had a really bad bumsplash.

bumsplash by arj man June 11, 2006

bumsplosion

The blast of diarrhea that occurs when one has been traveling in developing countries. The detonation is usually preceded by a series of tremors indicating the bumsplosion is imminent and it is time to run toward the closest safe blast zone. The bumsplosion can happen anywhere, however, and unless one has made it to a safe blast zone, they usually find themselves laying on their sides at the site of the bumsplosion for the aftershocks.

I tripped on a little girl while running down the beach, feeling the tremors, and I found myself on my side at the epicenter of the bumsplosion, my head on a sandcastle.

bumsplosion by Ronny Junkins September 27, 2011

Dr.CumSplash

When a droplet of semen mixes with Jamaica and England. Usually appears in damp and lonely places along with his Asian familiar

Dr.CumSplash licked my bussy

Dr.CumSplash by Spoopa October 19, 2021

buttsplash 

the sprinkling of water you get on your butt when you are sitting on the toilet while it is flushing.

Mostly women get a buttslpash while on the toilet if they flush and dont get up fast enough, or if they flush first and sit down too soon.
Men may get a buttsplash from a crash-landed turd.

buttsplash by ruralbetter March 19, 2010

bumsplat 

The term bumsplat is used to describe a person/object which disgraces their chosen field. A bumsplat usually occurs on the face of that field.

George Bush is a bumsplat on the face of Society.

Ashton Kutcher is a bumsplat in the face of humanity.

bumsplat by gbefree November 29, 2009

burplash 

When you burp so hard that it gives you whiplash.

This beer is going to make me BURPLASH

burplash by JeFFStepH December 27, 2019

Carpet cumsplash 

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against each other in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex

'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"

Carpet cumsplash by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022