"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
by Fatass February 13, 2003
by nathaniel spritzner August 07, 2005
by The Return of Light Joker May 09, 2008
by KCtah October 25, 2003
The name for all of those dirty little footprints left on your car's windshield by wayward cats which are using your vehicle as a place to hang out.
"Hey, I just washed my car yesterday and now its covered with car-pets again! Those stray cats are driving me crazy!!
by Wordielicious November 28, 2010
A small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. Needs to be taken for walks and fed. see shatten
by Uptartion August 27, 2003
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002