bumsplat 

The term bumsplat is used to describe a person/object which disgraces their chosen field. A bumsplat usually occurs on the face of that field.

George Bush is a bumsplat on the face of Society.

Ashton Kutcher is a bumsplat in the face of humanity.

bumsplat by gbefree November 29, 2009

bugsplatting 

A method in which toom drackets are stretched to their upmost primal form, then biglighted to reduce the bungle drips. This method is commonly used to convert confabulatory toom drackets to sentence mix drivers.

"Oh boy! I can't wait to reduce bungle drips on the toom drackets using bugsplatting! I love science class!"

bugsplatting by bunguloj December 27, 2020

bumsplash

The splash that you sometimes get on your bum when you go for a dump.

Dude, I jsut had a really bad bumsplash.

bumsplash by arj man June 11, 2006

bumsplit 

The crevasse in the bum caused by a person pulling their pants up too high. This action often causes Cameltoe or Moose Nuckle in females.

That jogger we just passed was wearing analflage, yeah, by the look of her cameltoe, she must of had some serious bumsplit happening!

bumsplit by Swanman July 20, 2014