borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.

Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004

borked

To have broken something so entirely, you break the words used to describe the item.

guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!

guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.

by Dj pancake August 28, 2010

borked

Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.

Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."

This website is borked.
That mechanic borked your car.

by gfm November 18, 2004

borked

1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.

2. adj. broken.

3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.

Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.

2. The mail server is borked.

3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!

by intelligentsia September 5, 2006

borked

No longer working.

That website is now borked, too much traffic has killed it.

by Pep April 14, 2004

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002

borked

broken. deliberate mispelling and leetization of broken. broke > borke > bork > borked

GAH! I borked it!
dude! you borked it!

by clay May 31, 2003