To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.
"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".
Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.
Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."
This website is borked.
That mechanic borked your car.
To have broken something so entirely, you break the words used to describe the item.
guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!
guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.
When something isn't working, or messes up. Can also replace the 'F' word when used to express annoyance or frustration.
Also applicable: borking, bork
"Man, my computer keeps borking up!"
"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."
"What the bork are you doing?"
(adj.) Broken; same as borked
, but often used in a l33t
or nonsensical context.
"I børked your meme!"
"Oh no! I fell off the cliff and died and børked my nose."
see also: borked
In computer software borked is usually synonomous with fucked up beyond all recognision, but usually has been delibratly done by someone who is incompatant.
This use of borked is rooted in the traditional defination, to obstruct by defimation &co. in this sense the obstruction is the fucked up, not working ness, and the defimation is that it is beyond all recognision.
Android is borked, Google didn't even use a posix, standard c compliant c library and I've seen more Java in starbucks than Davlik, no wonder there are no fucking apps for the thing, who'd waste years porting to that piece of fubar
shit. Time to rm -rf / and install GNU/Linux.
1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.
2. adj. broken.
3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.
2. The mail server is borked.
3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!