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boniversary

A boniversary is the anniversary of the date you and your partner first fucked.
Jack and V celebrated their boniversary by taking a train trip down to San Diego (sex on on a train--TRAINAL!), the place where it all began.
boniversary by VL100214 November 1, 2015

boneiversary 

the annual recurrence and celebration of the initial boning between two people. So it's the anniversary of the first time they had sex.
The day after Halloween is our boneiversary.

Happy Boneiversary baby!
boneiversary by ezgeezy June 28, 2007

bonaversary 

It's the anniversary of the day you and your partner first had sex (boned).
Our anniversary is March 18th but March 30th is our bonaversary ifyouknowwhatimsayin.
bonaversary by Racarlton513 July 4, 2016

bonerversary 

The anniversary of the first time you boned (or had sex).
Today is our one-year bonerversary! We are going to bone! ;-)
bonerversary by LuvBunny69 September 14, 2013

Borniversary 

Word: borniversary
Part of Speech: noun

Definition:
A sacred yearly celebration of a divine beginning—whether it's the birth of a brand, the breakthrough of a purpose, or the bold rebirth of a person who decided to grow, heal, and walk in their worth. It's more than a date—it's a destiny
Example:

"Today’s my borniversary—the day I stopped shrinking and started shining."

"We launched our business a year ago today. Happy borniversary to us!"

"She celebrates her spiritual borniversary every year to honor the day she realigned with her purpose."
Borniversary by Sage Royalty April 23, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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