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Screwed, Fucked, Caught, Dead, in process of or about to be killed
*Bender:Are we boned? .... Leela: Ya we're boned

*Oh if i dont get this done i'm boned

*yup he's boned
by Angel Of Fire 34 October 28, 2003
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*Why haven't we Boned yet?
by nightterror November 18, 2009
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1. Fucked, meaning in a bad situation

2. Fucked, meaninghaving had sex with
1. after drinking a bottle of drano, Tim was BONED!

2. After heavy consumption of alcohol, Jim and Jenny boned all night.
by Chase December 07, 2003
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When you wake up the morning after a night with Scott Rutherford
What happened last night? "My last memory was Scott Rutherford handing me a Redbull vodka. Nekt minute, I woke up $500 in debt, feeling like death warmed up and wanting to end it all. It was that moment I knew I got boned.
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1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.
Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".
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To have f*cked.
"Man, I boned her Saturday. She's great!"
by Harold Wombat November 06, 2003
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basically a term for a male having intercouse (non-oral) with another person ;)
james: so you went out with lateesha last night yeah?
adam: yeah it was mad, bruvaa we totally boned
james: fuck yeah! congrats
by mistereee October 19, 2012
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