for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.
Stosh: Who was Zach with last night?
Jordan: Dirt Wilson.
Stosh: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!