bockled 

A person that isn't quite right (e.g. one leg longer than the other, half-mast trousers, using a woman's bag for a schoolbag etc.

"Aren't you, Bockled Simon? Yeah, pointy shoes, woman's bag..."

bockled by Sheriff Rusty September 8, 2005

buckled halfer 

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.

only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?

buckled halfer by Nesty. January 4, 2012

front-buckled 

Adjective - To be incapacitated to an extent of being more than just "buckled", usually due to intoxication from alcohol, possibly in combination with the use of mind altering drugs. Often implying a propensity to lean heavily forward when standing is attempted.

"mate I've been here sinking piss all day; now I'm buckled, front-buckled"

front-buckled by Veggie-Cooker November 1, 2018

bickledirzy 

a burning, stinging, itching crap that starts solid before juicy hell breaks loose

dude that mexican food gave me the worst fucking bickledirzy in the world

bickledirzy by Jobi646 March 4, 2008

Bocked 

That feeling you get even when you are sober at 3:00 am. You are just feeling delerious and everything seems to be funny or confusing. One can also feel bocked after completing a tedious act or having a tiring day.

I played Minecraft for so long everything is just hilarious to me, I am feeling bocked.

Bocked by kikiandyolanda August 18, 2019

buckled 

adjective - To be incapacitated due to a variety of factors, most of which involve alcohol.

"Man, Alfonse is stumbling all over the place...he's really buckled."

buckled by El Jefe February 8, 2004

Bockedy 

adjective
Irish Slang
In poor physical condition, bumpy, rough, or falling to pieces.

My car nearly fell apart going over that bockedy old boreen (road).

We took Seamus's bockedy old car to the beach. I don't know why he won't fix the suspension.

Bockedy by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008