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blobs are shit.

Say you google something, you come across a blog which in the little info given on google to have the exact answer for what you're looking for. Say you google "How to sit down" , you see a blog as one of the options and in the info it says "How to sit down, first...) so you think "oh thats what i want" and click on it. you're greated by this style

how to sit down is well known but if you need a specific idea on how to do so then

how to sit down

*** So you think "Oh, ill click that..it's what i want." You're greated by another shitty blog ***

if you were directed here because you don't know how to sit down then click here please.

*** "Oh which do i click, I guess "here" BAM ANOTHER BLOG WITH THE SAME SHIT FORMAT! ***

we can't be assed to answer that question right now so please visit the correct site.

by clicking here

*** "OH GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU BLOGS!!!" clicks there ***

virus

***OH U GOD DAMN FAGS FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID WEB PAGES FILLED WITH WORTHLESS SHIT***
me: blogs are fucking piles of shit
blogs by policejihad January 20, 2008

The Joker Blogs 

The most epic online version of The Joker. It takes place in Arkham Asylum after The Dark Knight. It's a Youtube series. Look it up on Youtube or visit the website to check it out. Scott McClure plays The Joker.
Dude, I just watched The Joker Blogs! It was awesome!
The Joker Blogs by PenguinPenguinx3 October 14, 2011

Freethought Blogs 

A bunch of whiny attention whores. They claim to do all sorts of great things for the atheist movement, yet all they do is bitch and moan about supposed misogyny that doesn't exist. They manufacture controversies just so they can get more traffic and earn more ad revenue. If anyone dares to call the site out on their bullshit, the writers will send their moronic fans after them to bully them into silence. See Justin Vacula for an example of this bullying.
Freethought Blogs? You actually like that site? It's full of the biggest idiots in the entire atheist community!

The Joker Blogs 

A YouTube series that follows the events of The Dark Knight involving Patient #4479 undergoing therapy at Arkham Asylum, under the supervision of his psychiatrist Dr. Harleen Quinzel. The series is known for its comic characters, intricate storyline, and dark humor. Search for The Joker Blogs on YouTube or visit www.thejokerblogs.com
Have you seen the latest episode of The Joker Blogs? It was epic!
The Joker Blogs by the'friend' July 16, 2009

Baillie Blogs 

An internet sensation who has made cinematic masterpieces
Baillie Blogs by Guccigang12345 September 27, 2020

Baillie Blogs 

Baillie Blogs by Guccigang12345 September 27, 2020
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