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blogsterbation 

Using one's blog to simultaneously seem like an expert and stroke their own ego at the same time. Applies to not just blogs but other forms of social media as well (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Etc.)
Man, did you see So and So's gross display of public blogsterbation this morning? Thank you for yet another enlightening "expert" commentary from a social media/seo/web marketing "consultant" with absolutely no professional experience.

boobservation 

The inability to look at a woman's face while speaking to her.
OR,
The intense desire to seek out and look at human (esp. female) bosoms.
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, honey. I suffer from boobservation.
boobservation by Jammd June 19, 2011

Bloggerbation

A compulsion to gratify one's ego and/or OCD need for attention by daily, or incessant, blogging. This blogging is often emphatic ranting about nothing of real substance, or, sad attempts to be writer while expressing their "feelings", or, about astonishingly boring trivial matters.

This is not be confused with normal, healthy blogging which doesn't insist on having a captive, and often twitchingly unwilling, audience.
"I used to subscribe to his MySpace blog, but I got sick of his constant bloggerbation!"

"You shouldn't piss her off, you'll just set her off on a dramatic tirade and a good hard round of bloggerbation."
Bloggerbation by ElizaB. March 31, 2009

blogversation 

(blog-ver-sa-tion) "blog+conversation" Describes a type of conversation; where it was initiated and/ or where it is being discussed.
I read about them, in a blogversation online.
blogversation by Omar Foshizzi March 13, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026