blogspittle

The act of posting one paragraph on a widely read message board from your personal blog. This done in an attempt to get people to click your links to read the rest of your writing and drive site traffic.

I think that George Bush and Michelle Obama are having an affair, hotel receipts and the Secret Service.... (LINK TO BLOG HERE)

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blogspittle by PittsburghAfterDark December 30, 2008

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blogspittle

The act of posting an article on a weblog simply to post an article on a weblog, regardless of its relevance or integrity.

His blog is empty of content, thought and opinion composed purely of ballast and blogspittle.

blogspittle by Brian Lemon November 19, 2007

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blogspittle • Blogshitter • blogspotter

Blogshitter

Blogshitter (n) Web equivalent of your conventional bullshitter. One who blogs endless torrents of mindless bullshit for the purpose of ....flat out lying, shit-stirring, sparking worthless debate and/or provoking reaction to the vast hordes of numbskulls stupid enough to bite.

Yeah I saw that, can you believe that dude he is such a blogshitter!

Blogshitter by UnitUK September 1, 2009

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blogspotter

Someone who's writing a blog at blogspot.com

My friend Lily keeps an interesting diary. She's a blogspotter, otherwise I wouldn't know.

blogspotter by Omstendelig March 15, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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