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bapsting by your mom in the bathroom November 27, 2005
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Gobble Basting
When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.
Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"
Gobble Basting by 46GST March 5, 2010
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Pork basting
v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).
I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.
Pork basting by chuckerman May 2, 2005
turkey basting whore
turkey basting whore by tricia November 23, 2004
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