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Gobble Basting 

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.
Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"
Gobble Basting by 46GST March 5, 2010

Clam basting 

When several guys blow there load into the same vagina
Paul and Chris where clam basting the boss so bad it was running down her leg at the 630 meeting.
Clam basting by Clamer July 26, 2016

Thanksgiving Basting 

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.
Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!

Pork basting

v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).
I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.
Pork basting by chuckerman May 2, 2005

turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with
turkey basting whore by tricia November 23, 2004

Basting the Baby 

Chuck: I hear your wife is pregnant.
Bob: Yeah, its great, nothing like basting the baby.