chuckerman's definitions

Fish Flank Steak

When the lips of a womans pussy are long and flappy, usually due to extreme use and/or abuse.

DAMN! The bitch in this porn has NASTY fish flank steaks, they hang down to her knees.

by chuckerman May 17, 2006

Shitfacebooking

When you are very Intoxicated and start posting things on a social network that you would NEVER post if you were sober.

Frank: "What the hell dude"
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)

by chuckerman September 20, 2009

Pork basting

v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).

I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.

by chuckerman May 2, 2005

fagsband

The more BUTCH person in a gay relationship.

Tad almost seems straight.

Yeah. He's definetly the fagsband.

by chuckerman July 14, 2009

supascatafecalisticrectalhalitosis

Toxic breath smelling of ass and/or feces

That skank wanted to kiss after she gave me a rusty trumbone but she had supascatafecalisticrectalhalitosis so I kicked her in the twat!

by chuckerman April 22, 2005