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ballsness by supawordcreata October 14, 2011
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Ballnets
Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?
Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?
Brian: What?
Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?
Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?
Brian: What?
Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?
Ballnets by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021
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Bullsession
A long informal discussion usually amongst humans of the male variety. The word is most famously used in the Spongebob Squarepants episode"The Original Fry Cook." The word is used by Jim in his flashback. The topic of the discussion can be about anything. It is most common at mature teenage parties.
Guy 1: Dude me and my bros had a Bullsession the other night at Matt's party.
Guy 2: Dude thats awesome I wish I could have been there!
Guy 2: Dude thats awesome I wish I could have been there!
Bullsession by Holyswagness September 25, 2013
ballsiness
ballsiness by Holly Goodhead June 24, 2011
ballesso
ballesso is a name you would call someone short or old, it is usually used as an insult or nickname for your goofy friends. ballessoes tends to be on the app "Discord" and is sometimes strange.
ballesso by sagethecool August 17, 2021
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murderhobo
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