balless 

Similar to rollo although they have no balls. They constantly itch we're there balls should be even though they have none. All balless's have extremely high pitched voices especially when they get annoyed( they often deny this even when it's true) . They are constantly teased because of this. Most balless's have an extreme love of chickens.

"He always talking about chickens he's such a balless's

balless by Supreme leader May 26, 2014

balless 

No balls

Bro you balless

balless by tiplessjon July 8, 2022

balless 

Rejecting innovative ideas that provide clear solutions to a multitude of problems because of imaginary complications.

When it comes to the legalization of marijuana the United States government remains completely balless.

balless by Member 248791 November 8, 2016

Balless 

Ball-less Bata

BPA IS MAKING YOU BALLESS.

Balless by Cr8ive August 18, 2023

balless wonder

This is a weak, spineless un-spirited man who is easily cowed.

Look at that balless wonder getting another butt chewing from his girlfriend over nothing.

balless wonder by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

Balless Faggot 

Anyone who doesn't run a yellow, turn right on red when not allowed, speed.

Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind a balless faggot and missed the light.

Balless Faggot by Joey C-Note June 8, 2018

Balless’itus

Also known on the streets as “George Syndrome” this tragic-yet-comedic medical marvel strikes when a man’s balls — sensing danger, drama, or a hint of emotional responsibility — shoot up into his torso faster than a stripper hiding her tips during a raid.

Common Symptoms Include:
• Sudden squeaky voice.
• Crossed legs tighter than a nun’s diary.
• Nervous laughter when someone mentions “commitment” or “child support.”
• A mysterious urge to say “bro” every third word to compensate.

Known Triggers:
• A woman saying “we need to talk.”
• Temperatures below 70°F.
• Any sentence beginning with “so what are we?”
• The phrase “gender reveal.”

Cure: None officially recognized by the FDA, but bar scientists suggest:
• Three shots of Tito’s,
• A reminder of your fantasy football win,
• Or a trip to the strip club for “therapeutic re-descent.”

“Mate, when she asked if he wanted kids, his nuts pulled a Houdini — full-blown Balless’itus. Poor bastard’s singing soprano now.”

Balless’itus by Double Dozer October 29, 2025