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Weeki Rage 

A rare form of road rage, said to originate from Weeki Wachee, Florida. Proclaimed by locals as an incurable disease and is believed to be a form of "Zombism". Traditional symptoms include:

1) Foul Language, with excessive use of four letter words.
2) Ocular Bleeding or Discharge.
3) Head trauma, likely from self inflicted blunt impact with individual's dashboard and/or steering panel.

In some extreme cases individuals may experience uncontrolled use of projectile feces, erections lasting as long as 3 hours from infection time, spontaneous combustion and brain aneurysm resulting in death.

Also referred to as: Wachee Rage, Severe Acute Road Rage Disorder.
Michael wasn't accustomed to driving in Florida, being that he is from Long Island, New York. While in most locations driving he experienced road rage, his condition declined while driving through Weeki Wachee. His autopsy revealed he suffered from Weeki Rage, his unfortunate cause of death.
Weeki Rage by jrscag July 17, 2009
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Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.
Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.
I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.
Weeding by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Dallon Weekes

Dallon Weekes is an amazing singer/ songwriter originally from Utah. He was the singer, songwriter and bassist for The Brobecks, Also was atouring member in Panic! at the Disco. Now Ryan Seaman and Dallon have a band named I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME. Dallon is an amazing, caring, funny guy and the Ultime bad boy according to his Twitter. He's really someonw to look up to. He's has amazing songs, even christmas songs! Also e has the most awesome, caring wife! Breezy Weekes!
Person 1: I love Dallon Weekes, he's awesome
person 2: Who's that?
person 1: The best man you will ever encounter, So google it.
Person 2: Okay
Dallon Weekes by Klaras_odd_world November 11, 2017

avetard weekend 

For an avetard the weekend consists of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. This is because an avetard never goes to class during the week and wakes up at 2 pm everyday because they were extremely baked the night before. It's always the weekend for an avetard
An avetard weekend consists of literally everyday of the week, those dudes are so lazy.
avetard weekend by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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