1 definition by Ferdinand The Fungus
A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.
I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.
by Ferdinand The Fungus September 13, 2021