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Social Espionage

The act of taking a picture with your phone and then immediately posting it to a social networking site or sites without the subjects knowledge.
John: We're you at that rager last night?

Steve: Yes, and that dick Tommy took a photo of me groping a stripper with his phone and posted it to facebook, a real act of social espionage...needless to say my wife put my dick back on the mantle.
Social Espionage by jasbra January 7, 2010

Espionage Date 

To bring a friend or family member on a date to sit there and spy on you while you're on the date without either one of you acknowledging that you know the other.
My sister was on an espionage date with me while I met up with my blind date so we can analyze it later.
Espionage Date by shayaknyc December 28, 2008

Lespionage 

a noun. The act of pretending to be a lesbian so as to attract men.
Jessica never regretted committing lespionage because she always got her man.

espionage 

guy: she has never been involved in espionage.
girl: really?
guy: Yeah, well it is wrong.
gril: true.
espionage by Random Immigrant October 3, 2008

Venetian Espionage 

The act of fingering a single slat of a Venetian blind downwards so that one may take a peek. It leaves a sleazy aftertaste regardless of the content found on the other side.
Did you hear about the increased cutbacks this week?

Yeah, the managing director and assistant manager have been hiding in conference room A, probably discussing who they're gonna let go. There's been no sign of life other than Bonderman's eyeball when he does his routine Venetian espionage every hour or so.
Venetian Espionage by pitbear July 24, 2010

espionager

a spyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That motherfucker was a total espionager!
espionager by boobiessss0007777777 February 10, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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